Embattled Senator representing Kogi West, Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has lastly written what she referred to as, a ‘’Satirical Apology Letter to the Senate President, Senator Godswill Akpabio.

Within the letter, posted on her official IG web page,she writes, ‘’It’s with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical remorse that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I’ve mirrored extensively on my unforgivable failure to acknowledge that legislative success in sure quarters is outwardly not earned via benefit, however via the traditional artwork of compliance-of the very private type.

How remiss of me to not perceive that my refusal to indulge your …. ‘’request’’was not merely a private selection, however a constitutional violation of the unwritten legal guidelines of sure man’s entitlement. Really, I have to apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, imaginative and prescient over self-importance and the individuals’s mandate over personal dinners behind closed doorways.

I now notice the catastrophic penalties of my actions: laws delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so giant they require their very own postcodes. For this disruption to the pure order of ‘’quid professional quo’’ I bow my head in fictional disgrace.

Please discover it in your magnanimous coronary heart – someplace buried deep beneath layers of entitlement – to forgive this cussed lady who mistakenly believed that her seat within the Senate was earned via election, not erections.